I’ve got crazy eyebrows in the morning
And it makes me look like a character
in a science fiction movie
Some evil, genius scientist who wants to rule the world
From his subterranean hideout run by beautiful girls
Life is an adventure
A wild and crazy ride
You never know where you’re gonna go
If you’re gonna go fast or take it slow
Life is a bull at a rodeo
So you better hang on tight
I’ve got crazy bed-hair in the morning
And it makes me look like a character
in a book by Doctor Seuss
Some long-leg, bug-eyed smarty-fart who lives on the planet Fred
With his long-time high school sweetheart he lovingly calls Red
copyright 2006 Donald Paul Harris