Sometimes the Juice isn’t Worth the Squeeze

[v] The tv guy said I can have it all
“Life is a party, so have a ball”
Plastic money’s all I need to give
And I can have a plastic life to live

[chorus] Sometimes you win; sometimes you lose
Sometimes life has you singing the blues
Sometimes the flower just makes you sneeze
Sometimes the juice isn’t worth the squeeze

[v] The weatherman said it’s going to rain
The ticketman said I missed the train
The postman brought nothing but junk mail
The policeman said ‘move it or you’re going to jail’

[v] Sometimes you hear a little rhythm and blues
Sometimes the music’s not what you’d choose
Sometimes you want a little blue-eyed soul
And sometimes you only want to rock and roll