I watched a sci-fi horror show
On TV late last night
A giant monster ran amuck
Giving everyone a fright
He caused a giant ruckus
Everywhere he put his feet
Then looked right at the camera
Said he’s comin’ after me
[chorus]
It’s a Japanese monster
Stompin’ down the landscape
It’s a Japanese monster
Sinkin’ boats in the harbor
It’s a Japanese monster
Chasin’ after me
He stepped right out of that TV
And chased me down the hall
I locked my bathroom door
But he crashed right through the wall
I started runnin’ down the street
As fast as I could fly
I was screamin’ bloody murder
‘Cause I thought I was gonna die
[bridge]
I know it can’t be real
But it sure seems real to me
I don’t care it’s how I feel
I only trust what I can see
[chorus]