She’s a multi-tasking fool
And there’s nothing she can’t do
She can do five things at once and do ’em right
She’s a multi-tasking fool
Like some multi-function tool
She’s an air-cooled, turbo-charged Swiss Army Wife
When I first saw her in action
I could not believe my eyes
She was talking on the phone,
Reading a book, and baking pies;
Doing laundry, cleaning house,
Even took the garbage out;
Lord, I think she might deserve a Nobel Prize