Professional Driver, Closed Course, Do Not Attempt!
I see this warning every day and it fills me with contempt
Those drivers on TV have such fun, but I’m exempt
Professional Driver, Closed Course, Do Not Attempt!
Lexus, Nissan, Chevrolet, Ford, and Cadillac
Bronco, Rodeo, Blazer, Jeep, Denali, and Outback
Fasten your seatbelt, hold on tight, be sure to lead the pack
Lexus, Nissan, Chevrolet, Ford, and Cadillac
Air the tires up, check the oil, and get some gas
We’ll scout the forest, cross the desert, and climb the mountain pass
We’ll leave by noon; be back too soon; the time will fly so fast
Air the tires up, check the oil, and get some gas
BMW OPM OMG
LSD LBJ LSMFT
ROFLMAO IMO AFK
BMW OPM OMG
Professional Driver, Closed Course, Do Not Attempt!
I see this warning every day and it fills me with contempt
Those drivers on TV have such fun, but I’m exempt
Professional Driver, Closed Course, Do Not Attempt!
Professional Driver, Closed Course, Do Not Attempt!
Professional Driver, Closed Course, Do Not Attempt!
Copyright 2007 Donald Paul Harris
updated 2020