Afternoon at Walmart
Walk in. Look around.
Head spins to muzak sound.
Cruise the aisles in a buggy race
Big smile breaks across my face
It’s like a dream,
I could almost scream
This place is slicker than vaseline
It’s an afternoon at Walmart
Be still my beating heart
Fill a buggy but still won’t pay a whole lot
Gonna buy it whether I need it or not
It’s an afternoon at Walmart
Anywhere’s a good place to start
’til we move single file
through the checkout aisle
Then load it all up in the car
Auto Parts… settle down!
It’s a car geek’s hunting ground.
Lots of toys so the kids can play
We can leave ’em in there all day
I’m telling you
It’s a dream come true
If I see Sam Walton I’ll say “Thank You”
car parts, jewelry, clothes, and shoes,
a garden center and groceries, too!
copyright 2007 Donald Paul Harris