Your Trailer or Mine?
It’s too cold for a walk in the park
And I’m scared outside after dark
I get itchy when I roll in the hay
And my nose keeps running for days
But I got this itch I cain’t scratch
And I can tell you’re itchy like that
So what say we grab some cheap wine
It’s your choice — Your trailer or mine?
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It’s your choice — Your trailer or mine?
Either one’s sure to be a good time
We can soak in the moon’s cool light
And share sweet love sublime
I’ll whisper sweet things in your ear
And make sure you don’t run out of beer
We’ll howl at the moon tonight
So what’ll it be — Your trailer or mine?
I know this ain’t new to you
‘Cause I talked to your cousin, Luke
He says you’re a real good time
So what’ll it be — Your trailer or mine?
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