There’s a UFO flying around my house tonight
And it’s making funny noises and flashing colored lights
I think I’ll take my slingshot and shoot it out of the sky
Then we’ll see if that U.F.O. can be identified
Noises in the basement
Noises on the roof
Earth has been invaded
And I got living proof
A saucer’s in the backyard
Floating in the swimming pool
And ET’s watching TV
On the couch in my living room
copyright 2010 Donald Paul Harris