This is a song about something all men love
We can’t go through life without it
We don’t want to live without it
Women don’t understand, but it’s what we love
And never has there been a time when we got enough…
Bacon
Sweet salty bacon
That pig-flavored strip of
artery-choking love
Bacon
Oh crispy bacon
Bring on a rasher for I am a
connoisseur of
Bacon, Bacon, oh bacon
So cure it and smoke it, then slice it and fry it
Despite the fact all the health experts decry it
You’ll be so convinced that you just can’t deny it
You know there’s a bacon that fits in your diet
But take my advice, Tofu Bacon – don’t try it
Bacon
Sweet salty bacon
That pig-flavored strip of
artery-choking love
Bacon
Oh crispy bacon
Bring on a rasher for I am a
connoisseur of
Bacon, Bacon, oh bacon
copyright 2017 Donald Paul Harris